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Quotes

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!

[Gasp from the class]

Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?

Cartman: [confused] Jew?

Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "fuck"! You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!

Mr. Garrison: Kyle!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: [Muffled.] Fuck.

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

[Gasp from the class.]

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...

[Cartman pulls out a bullhorn]

Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MR. Garrison.

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

When Mr. Mackey starts to spin Stan around at the end of the "It's Easy, Mmmkay" song, they spin anti-clockwise. Then, from Stan's point of view, they are spinning clockwise, (the background moves to the left). Then, from Mr. Mackey's point of view, they are spinning anti-clockwise again, (the background moves to the right). See more...

Trivia

The 'sound of a dying giraffe' noise used by the boys is a reference to a character in the computer game "Doom 2" which mades this same sound when it is attacked. See more...

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