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| Title | Mistakes | Trivia | Pictures | Corrections | Quotes | Easter eggs | Trailer |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Apt Pupil | 2 | 1 | |||||
| Friends | 911 | 48 | 130 | 285 | 28 | 4 | |
| Madagascar | 14 | 7 | 2 | 21 | 2 | 2 | |
| Six Days, Seven Nights | 24 | 8 | 2 |
Quotes from David Schwimmer
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Friends quotes
Ross: I would date her, but there is a big age difference.
Joey: Well think about it - when you're 90...
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No, that's not what I was going to say at all. What I was going to say is, when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Monica: What happened to your teeth?
Ross: I whitened them.
Chandler: Really?
Ross: Yeah, what... what do you think?
Monica: Well, uh, I think I shouldn't look directly at them.
Ross: Come on, seriously.
Monica: Ross, they're really, really, really white!
Chandler: Yeah, what was wrong with your old... human teeth?
Ross: Well, I did leave the gel on a little longer than it said to.
Monica: How much longer?
Ross: Uh, uh.... a day.
Monica: Ross, you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Ross: I know! That's why I did it! Come on, are they really that bad?
Chandler: No. No, no, no, you'll be fine. Hilary's blind, right?
Monica: She will be after tonight.
Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey's dead then I've got no reason to live.
Ross: Joey, OM-nipotent.
Joey: You are? Oh Ross, I'm sorry.
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Rachel: Uh. yeah, why?
Ross: Uh, nothing, I'm sure they'll be impressed with your excellent compuper skills.
Rachel: Oh my God. Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Joey: Oh no. I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.
Ross: Do you have a minute? I'd like to talk to you about something I'm really uncomfortable talking about.
Joey: Sure. How about uh, you showering with your mom?
Ross: I actually had a topic in mind!
Mona: Ross! What are you doing?
Ross: Not touching myself, if that makes anyone less uncomfortable.
Ben: Are you for Hanukkah, too? Because I'm part Jewish!
Ross: [Dressed as the "Holiday Armadillo"] You are? Me too!
Monica: Because... armadillos also wandered in the desert?
Ross: You wanna wander in the hall?
Joey: [to Ross] Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?
Ross: [Looks disgusted] Dude!
Joey: Oh, sorry, I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing.
[Ross walks in with a beat red tan]
Ross:I went to that tanning place Pheobe Told me about.
Candler: Was that place...The sun!?
Ross: His name's Marcel. My friend Bethel rescued him from a lab.
Phoebe: That is so cruel! Why? Why would a parent want to name their child Bethel?