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Movie Mistakes blog

Mistakes in films/shows featuring Orlando Bloom

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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
Elizabethtown 67 1 8
Kingdom of Heaven 20 1 1 14 1
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring 257 70 58 139 14 1
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 225 40 29 147 18 1
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers 255 65 29 120 7 1
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End 69 8 13 34 3 7
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 129 15 35 41 14 5
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 228 36 133 187 16 6
Troy 211 10 13 82 6 1

Quotes from Orlando Bloom

Below are a few quotes involving Orlando Bloom - click the movie's title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring quotes

Legolas: Lembas bread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!

Merry: How many did you eat?

Pippin: Four.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King quotes

Gimli: Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf.

Legolas: What about side by side with a friend?

Gimli: Aye, I could do that.

Legolas: So, it's a drinking game?

Gimli: Last one standing wins!

Legolas (after several drinks): I...I feel something-a slight tingle in my fingers. I think it's affecting me!

Gimli: Ahh...what'd I say? He can't hold his liquor... (falls over).

Legolas: Game over.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers quotes

Legolas: Final count, 42.

Gimli: 42, now that's not a bad score. I myself am sitting happily on 43.

[Legolas pulls out an arrow and shoots the Urukhai body Gimli is sitting on]

Gimli: He was already dead.

Legolas: He was twitching!

Gimli: He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!

Gimli: What is happening out there?

Legolas: Should I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?

Eomer: What business does an Elf, a Man and a Dwarf have in the Mark? Speak quickly!

Gimli: Give me YOUR name, horsemaster, and I shall give you mine.

Eomer: I would cut off your head, Dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground.

Legolas: You would die before your stroke fell!

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl quotes

Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles? What did he use for rope?

Jack Sparrow: Human hair. From my back.

[Barbossa is about to kill Will, but Jack shows up.]

Barbossa: It's not possible!

Jack Sparrow: Not probable.

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?

Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for Elizabeth, who is in fact, a woman.

Jack Sparrow: I'll tell ya mate, if every town in the world were like this one, no man would ever feel unwanted. [Sees woman.] Scarlett!

[Scarlett slaps Jack's face and walks away.]

Jack Sparrow: Not sure I deserved that. [Another woman walks over.] Giselle!

Giselle: Who was she?

Jack Sparrow: What?

[Giselle slaps Jack's face and walks away.]

Jack Sparrow: I may have deserved that.

[Later in the film, Jack removes someone's hat to reveal a woman underneath.]

Jack Sparrow: Anamaria!

[Anamaria slaps Jack's face.]

Will Turner: I suppose you didn't deserve that one either.

Jack Sparrow: No. That one I deserved.

Jack Sparrow: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?

Will Turner: I'd die for her.

Jack Sparrow: Oh good. No worries then.

Jack Sparrow: Who makes all these?

Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them... three hours a day.

Jack Sparrow: You need to get yoursef a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

Will Turner: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Jack Sparrow: Who makes all these?

Will Turner: I do. And I practice with them... three hours a day.

Jack Sparrow: You need to get yoursef a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you've already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?

Will Turner: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a pirate, I can kill it!

Will Turner: This is either madness or brilliance.

Jack Sparrow: It's amazing how often those two traits coinside.

Will Turner: This is either madness, or brilliance.

Jack Sparrow: It's funny how often those traits coincide.