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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
Austin Powers in Goldmember 91 13 12 51 2
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 57 7 10 30 5
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 86 6 4 42 7 3
The Cat in the Hat 26 2 1 12 4 2
The Love Guru 6 1 3 Yes
Shrek 32 13 4 40 4 2
Shrek 2 30 38 9 68 1
Shrek 3 8 2 8
So I Married an Axe Murderer 7 2
View From The Top 12 1 4
Wayne's World 27 11 4 1
Wayne's World 2 6 1 10 1

Quotes from Mike Myers

Below are a few quotes involving Mike Myers - click the movie's title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.

Austin Powers in Goldmember quotes

Fat Bastard: On top of spaghetti all covered in.. corn? I don't remember having any corn.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery quotes

Dr. Evil: When I ask for sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads, I expect sharks with frickin' laser beams on their heads! What do we have?

Number Two: Seabass.

Austin Powers: Who throws a shoe? You fight like a woman!

Dr. Evil: Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical; summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shawn scrotum. At the age of eighteen, I went off to evil medical school. From there...

Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here!

Austin Powers: Hey, there you are!

Man: Well, howdy! Do I know you?

Austin Powers: No, but that's where you are - you're there!

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me quotes

Austin Powers: Those are skin tight - how do you get into those pants, baby?

Felicity Shagwell: You can start by buying me a drink.

Ivana Humpalot: Do you know how we keep warm in Russia?

Austin Powers: Oh ho ho! I can guess, baby.

Ivana Humpalot: We play chess.

Austin Powers: I guessed wrong.

Dr. Evil: You're not quite evil enough. You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Dr. Evil [Deep Voice]: Austin, I am your father.

Austin: Really?

Dr. Evil: No, I can't back that up.

Austin Powers: Oh behave!

Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it!

Ivana Humpalot: My name is Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.

Austin Powers: Excuse me?

Ivana Humpalot: Ivana Humpalot.

Austin: And I want a solid gold toilet but it's just not in the cards now, is it?

Shrek quotes

Donkey: Hi, Princess!

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

Shrek: Ogres are like... onions.

Donkey: They stink?

Shrek: No.

Donkey: They make you cry?

Shrek: Nooo!

Donkey: Oh, you put them out in the sun, they turn brown, start sprouting little hairs.

Shrek: Noooooooo!

Wayne's World quotes

Garth: I've never seen you so mental over a girl before. Are you gonna marry her?

Wayne: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!