Iron Man quotes

Tony Stark: They say the best weapon is one you never have to fire. I prefer the weapon you only need to fire once. That's how dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty well so far.

Christine Everheart: Tony Stark! Christine Everheart, Vanity Fair magazine

Tony Stark: Hi, yeah okay, go.

Christine Everheart: Mr. Stark, you've been called the Da Vinci of our time; what do you say to that?

Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous, I don't paint.

Christine Everheart: What do you say to your other nickname, the 'Merchant of Death'?

Tony Stark: That's not bad.

Jim Rhodes: You're not a soldier.

Tony Stark: Damn right I'm not. I'm an army.

[Pepper catches him in Iron Man suit.]

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What's going on here?

Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've ever caught me doing.

Tony Stark: No one's allowed to talk, is that it? You're not allowed to talk?

Driver: No, you intimidate them.

Tony Stark: Good God! You're a woman!

Yinsen: That doesn't look like a missile... What are you building, Stark?

Tony Stark: I'm working on something big.

Tony Stark: I feel like you're driving me to court martial. This is crazy. What did I do? I feel like you're gonna pull over and snuff me. What, you're not allowed to talk? Hey, Forest...

Jimmy: We can talk, sir.

Tony Stark: Oh, I see. So it's personal. All right.

Ramirez: You intimidate them, sir.

Tony Stark: Good god, you're a woman! I honestly couldn't have called that. I mean, I would apologize, but isn't that what we're going for here? I thought of you as a soldier first.

Ramirez: I'm an airman.

Tony Stark: Well you actually have excellent bone structure there. I'm having a hard time not looking at you now. Is that weird?

Tony Stark: Is it better to be feared or respected? I say, is it too much to ask for both?

Tony Stark: I never got to say goodbye to my father. There's questions I would've asked him. I would've asked him how he felt about what his company did, if he was conflicted, if he ever had doubts. Or maybe he was every inch of man we remember from the newsreels. I saw young Americans killed by the very weapons I created to defend them and protect them. And I saw that I had become part of a system that is comfortable with zero-accountability.

Press Reporter 1: Mr. Stark, what happened over there?

Tony Stark: I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up. And that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark Industries.

Tony Stark: Why are you trying to hustle me out of here?

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Your flight was scheduled to leave an hour and a half ago.

Tony Stark: That's funny. I thought with it being my plane and all, that it would just wait for me to get there. I mean, doesn't it kind of defeat the purpose of having your own plane if it departs before you arrive?

Tropic Thunder quotes

Kirk Lazarus: I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude!

Kirk Lazarus: I don't read the script. The script reads me.

Tugg Speedman: There were times while I was playing Jack where I felt...retarded. Like, really retarded.

Kirk Lazarus: Moronical?

Tugg Speedman: Yeah!

Kirk Lazarus: An imbicile?

Tugg Speedman: Yeah!

Kirk Lazarus: Like the dumbest motherfucker that ever lived?

Tugg Speedman: ...when I was playing the character.

Tugg Speedman: Wait, guys, are you telling me you're giving up on the movie? I thought we were supposed to be a team, a unit.

Kirk Lazarus: Suck my unit.

Alpa Chino: No, I always wanted to. I guess I just never had the courage to ask. It's complicated.

Kirk Lazarus: Nah! It's simple as pie man, you plant your feet on the ground, you look her square in the eyes you say "Hey! baby, you and me's goin' on a date, that's in the story"... What's her name?

Alpa Chino: ...Lance

Kirk Lazarus: You say 'Listen here, Lance'... Lance? What the fuck did I just hear? Lance?

Kevin Sandusky: Did you just say Lance?

Alpa Chino: No! No, I didn't say Lance. I said Nance.

Kevin Sandusky: It sounded a lot like Lance.

Alpa Chino: Dammit, I'm Alpa Chino! 'I Love Tha Pussy', aight? Lay yo ass back down and look at the stars.

Kirk Lazarus: When you wrote 'I Love Tha Pussy', was you thinking about danglin your dice on Lance's forehead?

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