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Title Mistakes Trivia Pictures Corrections Quotes Easter eggs Trailer
2001: A Space Travesty 1
Airplane 41 10 5 19 16
Dracula: Dead and Loving It 9 4 1 2
Family Plan 1
Mr. Magoo 4 3
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear 12 3 3 4
Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult 15 2 1 2 1
The Naked Gun 37 4 2 12 1
The Poseidon Adventure 15 2 5
Prom Night 6 Yes
Scary Movie 3 254 2 143 29
Spy Hard 7 1
Superhero Movie 17 3 6 5
Wrongfully Accused 6 1

Quotes from Leslie Nielsen

Below are a few quotes involving Leslie Nielsen - click the movie's title to view the complete list. If you think their finest moments are missing from the full list, just click "submit something" to submit something new.

Airplane quotes

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.

Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

Ted Striker: Surely there must be something we can do about it.

Dr. Rumack: There is something we can do about it. And please, stop calling me Shirley.

Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

Elaine: A hospital? What is it?

Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?

Captain Oveur: I can't tell.

Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.

Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.

Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?

Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.

Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear quotes

Frank: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there.

Ed: Sex, Frank?

Frank: Uh, no, not right now, Ed. We've got work to do.

Frank: The truth hurts doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure maybe not as much as jumping on a bike with the seat missing, but it hurts!

Frank: Oh, by the way. Congratulations. I heard Edna's pregnant again.

Ed: Yeah. And when I catch the guy who did it...

Commissioner Brumford: [On phone.] Hello? He did what? How many animals escaped? Oh, my god.

Frank: Hello, Commissioner. You're looking lovely this evening.

Commissioner Brumford: Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?

Frank: Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?

The Naked Gun quotes

Jane Spencer: Can I interest you in a night cap?

Frank Drebin: No, thank you, I don't wear them.