Lily Ford: Can you see me through the viewfinder?

Jason Hawkins: Yeah, got you.

Lily Ford: Good, now can you see me trying to carry all these bags by myself?

Jason Hawkins: You're doing a great job.

Lily Ford: Here, practise doing two things at once.

Marlena Diamond: Hey, Rob! Marlena. I think we met, probably three times total and every one of those times, I was really drunk. But, you have a cool job! That's something. You're president of something.

Hud: Vice President.

Marlena Diamond: Also really cool! So, good luck with that and we're gonna be here, all chilling and fun for you when you come back.

Hud: That was good. You wanna do another one?

Marlena Diamond: Do you have a card? My agency is leaving on this retreat and they like all this emotional, video-bonding crap.

Hud: I'm not a professional. I'm Hud.

Marlena Diamond: Hug?

Hud: How could they not know anything about it? Unless... maybe they're like, in on it, you know? Like maybe the government created it or something.

Rob Hawkins: Do we have to talk about this now, Hud?

Hud: Well, I need to talk about something, because if I don't I'm going to actually shit my pants in this stairwell.

[Seeing Beth's building badly damaged, leaning against another tower.]

Hud: Please tell me she lives on the ground floor.

Rob Hawkins: 37th.

Hud: Shit.

Hud: Rob, what time do the choppers take off?

Rob Hawkins: 0600.

Hud: What time is that?

Rob Hawkins: 6:00 Hud...

Hud: Oh yeah, I knew that.

Clark: How are you going to survive without Rob? He's like your main dude.

Hud: I don't know. Hey Rob, how am I gonna survive without you?

Rob Hawkins: I don't know. I'm like your main dude.

Hud: Do you guys remember a few years back, that guy that would set hobos on fire in the subway?

Everyone else: Shut up!

Hud: I'm just scared because I keep thinking a flaming hobo is going to jump out at us and...

Everyone else: Shut up!

Hud: Beth lives in Midtown. Midtown is that way. You know what else is that way? Some horrific shit!

Hud: Okay, so, just to be clear here: our choices are we die in here, die in the subway, or die on the streets. That right?

Rob Hawkins: Yeah... that's about right.

Hud: Look, all I'm saying is that this thing coulda have come from anywhere! It could have come from outer space!

Marlena Diamond: Like Superman?

Hud: Yeah! Wait... you know who Superman is?

Marlena Diamond: [Sarcastic] Wait, you know Superman? Whoa... I need like, a minute here.

Hud: Okay, I get it...

Marlena Diamond: Are you aware of Garfield?

Hud: Looks like you should've left town a little bit earlier, huh Rob?

Beth McIntyre: What the fuck was that?

Hud: I don't know! Something else - also terrible!