Mitch Wilkinson: We both know what has to happen here, Ben.

Ben Gates: One of us keeps the door open and stays behind.

Riley Poole: I vote Mitch!

Abigal Chase: This is totally...

Riley Poole: Crazy? Hm. Because last time I checked, we pretty much make our living on crazy.

Ben Gates: Someone else is after the treasure.

Riley Poole: Of course someone else is after it. It's the axiom of treasure hunting.

Patrick Gates: She fell in love with me on a treasure hunt!

Emily Appleton: That was not love. That was exitement, adrenaline, and tequila.

Riley: What's new with you?

Ben Gates: Well, my girlfriend kicked me out, I'm living with my dad, and my family killed President Lincoln.

Riley: All right.

Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap the president of the United States.

Riley: We've broken into Buckingham Palace, stolen a page from the President's super secret book, and actually kidnapped the president of the United States. What are we going to do next, shortsheet the Pope's bed?

Ben: Well, you never know...