Chad Danforth: Have you ever seen Michael Crawford on a cereal box?

Troy Bolton: Who's Michael Crawford?

Chad Danforth: Exactly my point! He was the Phantom of the Opera on Broadway. Now, my mom, she's seen that musical 27 times and she put Michael Crawford's picture in our refrigerator. Not on it, in it. So, my point is if you play basketball, you're gonna end up on a cereal box. If you sing in musicals, you're gonna end up in my mom's refrigerator.

Troy Bolton: Why would she put his picture in her refrigerator?

Chad Danforth: One of her crazy diet ideas! Look, I don't have time to understand the female mind, Troy!

Gabrilla Montez: When I was singing with you, I felt like just a girl.

Troy Bolton: You even look like one too!

Troy Bolton: Sharpay's kinda cute too.

Chad: Yeah, so is a mountain lion, but you don't pet it.

Ms. Darbus: That'll be 15 minutes for you as well, Mr. Danforth. Count 'em!

Taylor: That might be difficult for Chad, since he probably can't count that high.

Chad: So, you're coming with me to the after-party, right?

Taylor: As in, like, a date?

Chad: Must be your lucky day.

Gabrilla Montez: The Wildcats' superstar is... afraid?

Troy Bolton: No, no, I'm not afraid. I'm just... scared.

Gabrilla Montez: Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too.

Troy Bolton: Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed.

Sharpay: We need to save our show from people who don't know the difference between a Tony Award and Tony Hawk.