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The Cat in the Hat movie quotes

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During the Cat's fun song, the fish states that 17 of Joan's rules had been broken. However Joan only gave 5 rules, this includes Sally's single rule and "no one sets foot in the living room". See more...

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Mike Myers clicks his fingers to left and then the right of his face and then moves his waist up in a circular motion. He did the same thing in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. See more...

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Sally: Um, Cat. Your tail.

Cat in the Hat: What about it? Oh, I see. I've chopped it off. Well, that's interesting because...SON OF A BI-[gets cut off]

Cat in the Hat: Well, there are two treatments I'd reccomend. One is a series of painful shots injected into your abdomen and kneecaps and the other involves a musical number.

Sally: How many shots?

Cat in the Hat: Don't worry, I have three plans. Plan A: Mess up a perfectly clean house. Done that! Plan B: Cut your losses and ditch the kids. That could work.

Sally: What about that one?

Cat in the Hat: Plan C: Trick Mom's boyfriend into handing over dog and lock. I don't know. I still like Plan B.

Cat in the Hat: Here she is. The Super Luxurious Omnidirectional Whatchamajiggar. Or S.L.O.W. for short.

Sally: S.L.O.W.?

Cat in the Hat: Yeah, S.L.O.W. It's better than the last thing we had. Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter.

Conrad: Oh, you mean...

Cat in the Hat: Quick! To the S.L.O.W.!

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