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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective movie quotes

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When Aguato takes a swing at Ace, Ace throws him down on the bug. There is no way he would have been in a position to do that, the bug was right at his feet. See more...

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In the scene where Ace goes into Einhorn's office to tell her that he's solved the crime and that it's Ray Finkle. In the shot from behind Einhorn, on the desk, to the right, you can see a banana placed between 2 apples. A hint as to Einhorn's true identity? See more...

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Ace: I never take my work home with me.

Mr. Shickadance: Oh yeah, then what's all this pet food for?

Ace: Fibre?

Ace Ventura: Aaalll righty then.

Lois Einhorn: Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell?

Ace Ventura: Well, I'm not really ready for a relationship, Lois, but thank you for asking. Hey, maybe I'll give you a call sometime. Your number's still 911? All righty then.

Aguado: Hey. Hey, Ventura. Make any good collars, lately?

Cop: Or were they leashes?

[Everyone laughs at Ace. Ace laughs and turns around.]

Aguado: Uh-oh!

[Aguado sees a bug scampering across the floor and steps on it.]

Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Now how you gonna solve that one?

Ace: That's a good question, Aguado. First I'd establish a motive. In this case, the killer saw the size of the bug's dick, and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose thirty pounds, porking his wife.

Sexy Woman: Thank you, Mr. Ventura. How can I ever repay you?

Ace: Well, a reward would be good. There was some damage to my car. It's a high performance machine, so I had to fill it with premium.

[The woman interrupts Ace by kissing him.]

Sexy Woman: Would you like for me to take your pants off instead?

Ace: Gee, let me think. Um, sure.

Ace Ventura: I'm looking for Ray Finkle...

[A shotgun cocks and is pointed at his head.]

Ace Ventura: ...and a clean pair of shorts.

Melissa: You really love animals, don't you?

Ace Ventura: If it gets cold enough.

Mr. Shickadance: Venturaaahhh!

Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? [Turns around.] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.

Ace Ventura: If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer.

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