Quotes

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!

[Gasp from the class]

Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?

Cartman: [confused] Jew?

Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "fuck"! You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!

Mr. Garrison: Kyle!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: [Muffled.] Fuck.

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

[Gasp from the class.]

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...

[Cartman pulls out a bullhorn]

Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MR. Garrison.

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

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Mistakes

When we first see Chef saying "Hello Children," we see two kids wearing their regular school clothes, then in the next shot, we see those same two kids in their Terrance and Phillip outfits. See more...

Trivia

If you look closely at the South Park troops drilling at the army depot, as they march towards "the camera" you can see Jesus in there, wearing camouflage robes and sandles. See more...

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