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When Stan looks down his road at the start of the movie you can see the Post Office, and there's nothing across the road but trees and snow. Later on, when he's in Tom's Rhinoplastry you can see the Post Office across the street. See more...

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If you look closely at the South Park troops drilling at the army depot, as they march towards "the camera" you can see Jesus in there, wearing camouflage robes and sandles. See more...

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Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!

[Gasp from the class]

Mr. Garrison: Eric! Did you just say the "F" word?

Cartman: [confused] Jew?

Kyle: No, not Jew! He's talking about "fuck"! You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!

Mr. Garrison: Kyle!

Cartman: Why the fuck not?

Mr. Garrison: Eric!

Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!

Mr. Garrison: Stanley!

Kenny: [Muffled.] Fuck.

Mr. Garrison: Kenny!

Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck.

Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?

Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?

[Gasp from the class.]

Mr. Garrison: What did you say?

Cartman: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...

[Cartman pulls out a bullhorn]

Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS? MR. Garrison.

Stan: Holy shit, dude.

General: Now each battalion has a specific code-name and mission. Battalion 5, raise your hands!

[All of the African-Americans raise their hands]

General: You will be the all important first defense wave, which we will call "Operation Human Shield".

Chef: Hey, wait a minute!

General: Now keep in mind, Operation Human Shield will suffer heavy losses. But don't lose your spirit, men! Stay until the bitter end. Battalion 14?

[The rest of the group, all Caucasian, raise their hands.]

General: Right, you are "Operation Get Behind The Darkies". You will follow Battalion 5 here, and try not to get killed for God's sake! Are there any questions, men?

[Chef raises his hand.]

General: Yes, soldier?

Chef: Haven't you heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?

General: I don't listen to hip-hop.

General: You told us Windows 98 would be faster and more efficient, with better access to the Internet!

Bill Gates: It IS faster! Over five million...

[The General shoots Gates in the head]

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