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Donkey: Hi, Princess!

Princess Fiona: It talks!

Shrek: Yeah, it's getting him to shut up that's the trick.

Donkey: This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swap manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

Shrek: Ogres are like... onions.

Donkey: They stink?

Shrek: No.

Donkey: They make you cry?

Shrek: Nooo!

Donkey: Oh, you put them out in the sun, they turn brown, start sprouting little hairs.

Shrek: Noooooooo!

Gingy: Ok, ok...I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?

Farquad: The Muffin Man?

Gingy: The Muffin Man.

Farquad: Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

Gingy: Well...she's married to...the Muffin Man.

Farquad: The Muffin Man?

Gingy: The Muffin Man!

Farquad: She's married to the Muffin Man?

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