Wesley: I do not envy the headache that you will have when you awake, but till then, sleep well and dream of large women.

Inigo Montoya: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to kill you.

Westley: You seem a decent fellow... I hate to die

Vizzini: Inconceivable! Give her to me. Catch up with us quickly!

Fezzik: What do I do?

Vizzini: Finish him, finish him - your way.

Fezzik: Oh, good. My way. Thank you Vezzini. Which way's my way?

Vizzini: Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder. In a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend. The minute his head is in view, HIT IT WITH THE ROCK!

Fezzik: My way is not very sportsmanlike.

Vizzini: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is, "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." But only slightly less well known is this, "Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line." [Laughs and dies.]

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can fuss.

Fezzik: ...fuss...fuss... I think he likes to scream at us.

Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no harm.

Fezzik: He's really very short on charm.

Inigo Montoya: Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme.

Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.

Vizzini: Enough of that.

Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?

Fezzik: If there are, we'll all be dead.

Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.

Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?

Vizzini: AARRGGHH!!

Westley: A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp.

Buttercup: We'll never survive!

Westley: Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has.

Westley: There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world, it would be a pity to damage yours.

Buttercup: You mock my pain!

Westley: Life is pain! Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Westley: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?

Inigo Montoya: Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Vizzini: I can't compete with you physically, and you're no match for my brains.

Westley: You're that smart?

Vizzini: Let me put it this way. Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?

Westley: Yes.

Vizzini: Morons.

Vizzini: Inconceivable!

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.